Calm Down! Before you give yourself a nosebleed!

Ken goes on this head journey thing that becomes a shameless request for iTunes reviews.

Then, he flips out drinking Tetley’s Signature Collection Keep Calm and Sip On.

After which, he speaks with a couple about their tea-related, crowdfunded invention.

Buckle up Dear Listener and be sure to tighten your adjustable buckle strap.

 

Today’s Tea: Tetley’s Signature Collection Keep Calm and Sip On.

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North Clivesberg Municipality Community Brodcast – Week of April 1st 2017

o ̶͟҉̴̺̪̝͓͎͈̜̲̼̗̬͈̟̺k̶̷̙͖͟ͅì̳̼̪̱̭̬̩̱͇͍̠̭͔̲͓ń͏҉̷̮͇̣ ̬̳̠̗̮̻̦̫̲̗g̷̶͓͇̹̥̙̠̜͕̀͘ͅ ̧̫͈͕̹̥͖̠̭͓̪̟̺̰̳̬̫̞̳̳͠t͓̪̪̮̫̰́ͅh̷̛͓̰̤͞e̵͔͈͓̹̠̙̼̬͇͟͡ ̟̬̰̥̯ ҉̧̳̩͈͖͎̱ͅͅf҉̸͍̠̟̹̟͈̟̘͉̹̦͕̞͚̳ȩ̸̢̪̱͍̥̖͓̤̩̫̦̠̗̭̫̪͈͚͕ ͉e̢҉̦͔̪̜͖̪̗l̴̀͏͚͉͎̹̫̼̤̱̠̩͖̞̯ͅí̡͔͖̦̤̹̺͎̱͡ń̢̨̢̟̭͉͘ ̼̲̘͇̰͕͕̮̟̪̬̩ͅǵ̤͉͓̻̥̱̤̰ ̢̞͈̫͕̹̥̙̝̲̙͎̹̰̤͚̕͝ơ̵̡҉͖̣͔͇̠̟̩̭̳̞͈̩ͅf̸͈̠̼̣͇̦̬̰͔̀͠ ̶̴̢̦͎̠̞̥̮̤̯ͅͅͅç̶̺͙̤̦̘̘̕͟h̸̢́͏̠̙̹̯̳̺̭̠a̷̶͈̻͉̯̬̥̞͕͟ ̪̟̞̼̬̲̗̰ͅͅò̙̱͙̹̹̹̝̗̦̖̞̤͉̳̤͇͞ͅͅş̝̤͈͖̰̦̲̜̹̞̘̻̠͙͎͝ͅ ̙͎ͅ.̢̛̠͎͔̼̠̩͎͓̭̕͞ ̸̵̛͙̠̪͈͇̺̯̤͟W̹̝̬̲̞͉͔͡i̡̪͈͚͙͖̩̩͇̥̗͕̝̬̫̬̦̮͟͠͝ͅt̵̵͔̟͡ ̬̹̣h̴̶̸̢̜͓̩̺̻͈͚̘͍̯̯͟ ̴̵̵͎̤̥̹̜̰ò̷̢̮̹̥̫͙͡ų̶͙̲̥̙̰͟͞ͅt̨͎̳̯̟̯̭̩̱͍̕͡ ̷̵̤͓̞̦̙̦̪̰̘͓̪͎͔͓̗̻͜͢ò̧̘̪̲͇͓̫̕̕r̵̡̛͖̖̣̹̳̣̰̞̗̥͉̥̱̙̀ d͜͏̪̭̬̣̖͕̩̟̫͓̜̯̯͙͔͢e̸͏҉̣̼̦̳̳r̴̵̦͖̪̣̝̠.̴̴̢͍͇͈̕ ͢͏̢̝͔͎̯͎͓͚T̵͕̻͎̼̗͖̮̺͎̯̲͙̀ͅh͍̘̗̪̝̫̬́̕͢͟e͏̶̨́҉̘̟̲͙͉͔ ̬̤͙͕̙̬̭̻͉̬ ̵̵̮̣̣̳̱̻̣̳̩͉̠͖͝Ǹ͙̱͈͔͙̝̀é̵̛͔̗̩͉̗͇͕͜͡z҉̢̫̠͇̞͈̗͕̪̥̤ ̯̞͓̟̗͍̥̼̮p̥̬̫̺̰̻̼̻̲̭̼̺͙̞͖̙̘͟e̸̟͔̩̜̼̭̳̥͕͞ͅͅr͏̷̢̙̥͕̠ ̜̱̣̹̘̬͍̺͍̲̝̙͇̗d̨̺̬̝̳̲̳̰̯͍̘̜̯͚̮͝i̷̵̸̛̝͕̗̗̲͕̺̪̮͙a̵̸͇ ͓̳̗͙͇̱̺͇̪͖͇̗̼͉̩̟n̷̯̝̝̘̭͓̯͉͎̬͕̭̬̲̯̱̬͓̳͢ ̴̵̧̡̡̺̼̟͇̦̬͙̮͍͕̬͔̠ḩ̳̻͕̼̻̫̹̜̘i̷̶̧̢̫̞͔͙̜͎̙̱̤v̴̦̭̼̣e ͜҉͔̦͖͖̺̠͍-͎̤̹͜m̧̪̭͇͎̫̥̦̩̹̬̪̙̖͔͞ì̸̵̲͓̰͉̖̱̱̣̹̺͝ń͕͇͖̹̠̲͠d̡̖͠͡ ̘̭͍ ̡͈͍̰̼̺̲͙̕͘̕͝ǫ̵̡̠̲̙͇͢͝f̧͙̘̤̗̣̫̮̺̠̯͍̮̱͖͎̼̮̤̘͞ ̢̰͙̪͈̰̭̥̖̺͉͈͓̺̹͙̯̥c̨̥̲̰̠͈̝̀͟͠͡h͏͉͉̪̝̙̦̀á̧̰͖̻̻͈̗̺͢ ͈̫̫̻̱̩̠̯̳̰͎ò̩̼͇̗̗͟s̨̡̡͍̩̱̫̘̪̫͔̹͉̲̣̙͙͠͠.͈̳̬͖̘̗̠̝͜͝ ̗̪̙̟̱̟ ̴̵̶̱͖̬͕̭͖̟̟̪̥̠̦̣̙͈͔̤̝͟͡ͅZ̡̻̞͙̞͔̟̟̰̀͞a̢̕̕͟҉̹͉̫̻̯̬̝̖ l̵̶̘̤̜̠̟g̵̛̞̲͎̤̙̥̬̲̠̯͔̬̙̜͟͢͠o̺̖͎̮̕͞.̶͏̨͔͕͍̦͎͍̮͓̪͇͇ ͈͔̳̭̘

 

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You know, for kids!

Ken connects with a younger demo as he drinks Bubblegum Fruit Tea.

And then, I don’t even know how to describe what happens next dear listener, you’ll have to listen and see if you can make sense of it.

Today’s Tea: Steeped Tea: Bubblegum Fruit Tea.

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Episode 18 – The Valentine’s Day One

It’s Valentine’s Day, so Ken drinks Celestial Seasonings Peach Passion.

Then Ken talks about ThunderCats or something.

Honestly, does he even pretend this podcast is about tea anymore?

Happy Valentine’s Day Dear Listener <3

Today’s Tea: Celestial Seasonings Country Peach Passion

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Episode 17 – Oh-Fuku-Cha Revisited

Ken revisits Oh-fuku-cha and this time does it right.

Then Ken revisits the predictions he made at the start of 2016 and we check in on how he made out on those resolutions.

After which, he reads a story he wrote as punishment for not accomplishing said resolutions.

Today’s Tea: Oh-fuku-cha

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Episode 16 – Banished to the Nogg Zone

This one is one of those Holiday Specials, so it’s pretty much all over the place.

Ken drinks Grinch Tea at some point.

Today’s Tea: Grinch Tea

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Episode 15 – More Than A Feelin’

Ken talks about his eyebrows as he drinks precious eyebrows tea.

Then he explains why he’s just signed up for a social network your grandma has been on for years.

After which, we listen in on a call to a pet grief hotline.

Today’s Tea: Precious Eyebrows

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Episode 14 – Whoa take ‘er easy guy!

Ken reflects on a sacred land with candy trees as he drinks Canada True Maple Herbal.

Then he takes a beloved and cherished children’s book and makes it dumb.

After which, he talks about a technology prankster of sorts.

Today’s Tea: Canada True Maple Herbal

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Episode 13 – One of Those Weird Halloween Episodes

Ken discusses Halloween the spookiest of holidays as he drinks Smokey Russian Caravan.

Then the whole thing goes off the rails as Ken is haunted by a cursed tea spectre.

There isn’t a third segment because how do you follow up a cursed tea spectre?

Today’s Tea:  Smokey Russian Caravan

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Episode 11 – Toasted tastes better

Ken discusses how toasted tastes better as he drinks Genmaicha Satsuki.

Then Ken has delusions of grandeur as he embarks on a hero’s journey.

After which, Ken gets all theatrical with an audio drama.

Today’s Tea:  Genmaicha Satsuki

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